The electrical industry is serious business...but that doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy a good laugh! Here are some electrician jokes for your enjoyment:
An electrician finished some electrical work at an attorney's home and then handed him the the bill.
Upon seeing the bill, the attorney screamed "$400 for one hour? That's ridiculous! I'm an attorney and I don't charge that much!"
The electrician replies, "Yeah, when I used to be an attorney I didn't either."
Why was the free electron so sad?
Because it had nothing to be positive about!
What do you call an electrician with a hammer?
What do you call an electrician who tries to work as a carpenter?
A bad electrician
What do you call a carpenter who tries to work as an electrician?
A dead carpenter
What's fried, gray, and hangs from the ceiling?
An electrician apprentice who didn't listen to his boss.
Two atoms were walking down the street one day, when one of them exclaimed, "Oh, no I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other one asked. "Yes," replied the first one, "I'm positive."
Did you hear about the boy walking down the street carrying a sack of burnt out light bulbs? He said he was going to build a dark room.
A new, inexperienced engineer asked another, older engineer "How do you estimate how long it will take to do a project from start to finish?"
The older engineer says "I add up how long it takes to complete each task, then multiply the sum by pi."
To which the younger engineer responds "Why pi?"
The older engineer responds "To make sure all my budgets are irrational!"
A man who was hard of hearing was going on a tour of a power plant. He arrived late and had to join the rest of the group already on the tour. The man was reviewing what he had just told the group. He told the group that they wouldn’t move on until they answered this one question: What is the unit of power equal to one joule per second called?” The man with the hearing problem hadn’t heard the question very well, so he raised his hand and asked “What?”